Corgis preparing to wage war on The Atlantic Wire.
Seriously, What’s So Great About Corgis? (The Atlantic Wire)
With this athleticism, they don’t stand a chance.
Which side are YOU on?
#teamcorgis
I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.
“When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I’m shredding “Reign In Blood” on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Univers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I’m racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who’ll kill me if I don’t cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you.”
FINALLY DOWN TO MY GOAL WEIGHT.
AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL, HERE I COME.
The booming voice of James Earl Jones announcing “This is CNN” followed by coverage of Kim Kardashian’s wedding is America in decline.
—Seth MacFarlane (via loldontbejelly)
(via jerriann)
Story of my life. Via reddit
via Reddit
